What's new...

Well the bank for one thing!

Yes, in these times of global financial turmoil, it's great to be able to announce the launch of a new banking business.
The Bank of JonnyB with its radical, free thinking ethos will not be burdened by the remuneration packages associated with the traditional banking community. We have achieved this by ensuring that our senior management/decision makers have no experience whatsoever in running a bank, and as such cannot bargain for 'fat-cat' salaries. Further savings in running costs will be realised through the implementation of a revolutionary security policy; vaults with 20 metre thick concrete walls and state of the art alarms systems all cost money, so we don't have any. Instead, the money you save with us is safely tucked away under our kitchen sink. In a recent survey of 3 people, all 3 agreed this to be the best place.